Wednesday, 19 December 2012

My Christmas Photo Shoot

Hey pals!

In November mum decided to do my photo shoot for my Christmas photo.  Dis entailed props and noms... plenty of noms!  Dis is how it went...

Ok, here we go...

I likes noms... I could get use to dis!

I just need to check da lighting...

Me finks dis one is a bit too close!

Wot have you put on my head??!!

Oh da shame!

If I eat da props den I won't have to suffer no more...

*tries distraction technique* Wots dat over der??

Ruuuuuuuun foooooor iiiiiiiiit!

Drat, dey did not falls for it!

Where did my ears go?

Oh dis is sooooo embarrasing!

*mutters* Stupid parents and der stupid Christmas photo!

We done! Now to eat da props!

I will #destructogang you antlers!

And now to deal with you camera person!
And after all dat, here is da finished Christmas photo for you all to enjoy...

I wishes you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

Thursday, 6 December 2012

For Marley...

My Twitter pals and I heard some very sad news last night about our great friend Marley (@MarleyTerrier).  He had a poorly heart and went over the rainbow bridge on Tuesday.

Marley was a very funny and friendly BT (border terrier for those of you who not know wot I means).  He was da leader of da #BTPosse and brought dogs and anipals from all over da world together.  He made me an honoury member of da #BTPosse as technically I is not a BT, he overlooked dis and I was given da privilege of being Bodyguard to da #BTPosse.  Dis was one of kindest fings to ever happen to me.

Me and #FlatMarley

Now run free Lil M knowing that you are so loved and will be greatly missed.

Your pal forever, Big Win #woof

Monday, 12 November 2012

Busy Busy!

Hey pals!
I has had a very busy time with mum.  First we ate toast...
Mmmmmmm #nomnomnom
Den we went for a lovely walk, everything looks so nice and autumny. Da leaves are falling and changing colour, tis so pretty. 

Pretty colours and leaves to roll in
Mum let me off da lead to play in the leaves and guess wot I found... foxy poop!  So I did wot any sane dog would do and rolled in it... a lot!!  I got covered from da top of my head to da tip of my tail.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle... how I love da foxy poop!
Mum was not impressed with my new Eau de Foxy Poop and said a few words dat I cannot repeat cos dey is norty.  She marched me home and made me have a shower... she washed away da lovely foxy poop smell.
I fink she felt guilty for making me smell "nice" cos she got out my favourite toy.  I is only allowed to play with it under supervision cos otherwise I would eat it.  My pals Ted & Issac (@realjoannek) gave it to me for my birthday in July and I haven't had chance to #destructogang it yet cos mum has always got her beady pretty eye on me. 

Does it look like I'm throwing it up? *giggles*
Me and mum had a good game of tug
I is letting her win you know!
Time flew by and before we knows it tea time has arrived so mum dished me up a big bowl of my favourite Wagg.  I is a close, personal friend of da Wagg chief taster Dalton (@waggfoods) and I have to say dat he has very good taste cos I loves it! 

Me can't eat all dat! You is crazy woman!
I had a very good weekend and can't wait for da next one.  Personally I wish mum and dad would give up work and tend to my every need but apparently dey is too selfish has to earn da pennies to pay for my noms.

Thursday, 1 November 2012

Halloween Party and Surprise Packages

Hello lovely pals!

We did have a Halloween party on Saturday and my pals Lexi and Charlie came over to play.  Mum and Dad did also invites their pals but dey not as interesting as my pals.

I made an effort and dressed up for da Halloween party.

I is a good wizard... honest!

Mum likes to keep herself entertained by carving a pumpkin.  Usually she grows her own but dey did die cos I peed on dem so she had to buy one.

Ooooooooo scary pumpkin... I should've peed on dis one too

Anyways, back to me.  Our doggy party went very well and we dids play lots and lots.  We stayed up til 3.30am den decided it was nap time.

Lexi has got me dumbbell... I wants it but so does Charlie!

So der we was napping aways when we does hear a noise... in da garden... so I goes to investigate and den "woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof" at da fox in da garden.

I is not sure wot happens next but den Mum is downstairs with us and she don't look best pleased.  Apparently it is 6.30am and I has woken everyone up.  Next Dad comes down and takes us for our morning walkies.

After a big 3 hour nap and a walk we is ready for more playing.  Me and Lexi have a play fight...

I is gonna gets you Lexi!
After more playing we decides to nap again.
Syncronised napping...

I must've played lots and lots cos I slept all afternoon and evening.

Daddy is a geat pillow... zzzzzzzzzz...

Da next day we comes home from work to a surprise package from Farm and Pets Place (@farmandpetsplace)

Wot's in da box I wonders...

I finks it's best to look before anyone else... just to be on da safe side.

Nearly... found... wots... in... here!

And den mum helps out by emptying da box and dis is wot I gets...

So all in all I had a fab few days with great pals and great noms!

Saturday, 27 October 2012

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaack!

I'm back!!  Did yous misses me??

Hey pals, you might have noticed dat I has not blogged for a couple of weeks. Dat is because I went to jail kennels for 2 weeks while my selfish parents went on a special holiday dat I was not invited able to go on.

Dis is mum and dad... don't know what all da fuss is about!

Anyway, I supposed I should say congratulations to my parents.  Dey is back now so I forgives dem for abandoning leaving me.

Da good news is dat when we got home, we discovered dat I had won some treat from Monster Pet Supplies (@MonsterPetTeam) so alls well dat ends well... nomnomnom!

Oh is dey for me??!!
My alter ego #FlatWinston did goes on da special holiday with his pal #FlatMarley and dey did have a lovely time.  You can read all about dat here at my pal Marley's blog

Tuesday, 25 September 2012

A Week Full of Noms

Last week was a week full of noms and it was bliss!
First noms came from My Pet Holiday.  All I dids was write a review on my dog walker on da website and dey sent me noms!  Bonus!
#nomnomnom from @mypetholiday
I will definitely do a review on my kennels after my holibobs!
Next in the noms department was a delivery of biscuits from wot mummy ordered.  Dey is handmade by a lovely lady on Twitter @RoyalBarkBisc and her Chief Taster is her doggy Bella. 
Delivered in one piece... won't stay like dat for long!
Now let me just move da paper aside...
Da bones is smokey bacon and da hearts be mint
Da mint hearts does be good for da digestive system and helps reduce da farts which I hear some dogs suffer from.  I does not have dis problem... honest! *toot*
Later dat week mummy went out with her friend for a Chinese buffet and brought me back some nommy ribs.
Put da bowl on da floor woman!!

I has my mummy very well trained, she is not allowed to leave da house without a supply of plastic food bags in her pocket! *gives mum a treat for good behaviour*

Der is more noms in da cupboard and I is determined to find out how to break in!

Laters pals...

Saturday, 15 September 2012

Presents From A Lovely Friend

Dis week I received presents from my lovely American friend Bean. 

Dis be da lovely Bean (@beanobrien13)
She sent a bunch of stuff to Ted and Issac who sent some to me and some to our pal Scrappy Nelson.
Dis be Ted and Issac (@realjoannek)
impersonating customs dogs
I was so excited and tried to eat da envelope
Dis be my package from Ted and Issac with
lovely presents from Bean inside
Inside da package was milk bones which I has never tried before and dey is looooooovely!  Bean's mum also made peanut butter blossoms for our mummy's which was so thoughtful and apparently dey tasted amazing... I wouldn't know... *glares at woman who calls herself my mum*

Me eating da nommy milk bone
 Dis be Scrappy Nelson (@scrappyn)
eating da milk bone too
My week was going so well until today when it took a turn for da worse... I had to go to da VETS!!  Dad had to come too as I is too big and strong for mummy to hold - I turn into a demon dog who wiggles out of her grip!
Da evil vet was very rude and said dat I is overweight, I knew I should've bitten him!  I is 37.5kgs and he said I should weigh 35kgs.  Cheek of him!  He wasn't exactly a supermodel himself!
After da vets we came home again and I played in da garden for a while.
Wot be dat over der...
Den I came indoors and got my reward for not killing da vet even tho he would've deserved it... a lovely big bone!  Mmmmmmmmm...
Nom nom nom 

I is now snoozing... zzzzzzz...

Well pals dats all my news for now, I hopes to blog again soon.


Thursday, 6 September 2012

My Time Off Work... Ahhhhh Bliss!

Hello my pals!  How are you all?

Well I has had a busy couple of weeks, first Daddy went away and Mummy took time off work to look after me.  She took me down to Bournemouth to visit my Nanny and Granddad and my Uncle Paul, dey lives near a woods so we went for a little walkies.

Me in da woods

Wot was dat noise???
We off mum, dat noise was not normal!

We came home after a few days and met up with mummy's friend Maria and her 2 dogs, my bestest pals, Lexi and Charlie (dey has features on my blog about da dog show with da stoopid judge who loved stoopid clearly preferred Huskies!)

We did lots of running and zoomies in da woods at Wentwood, Newport. It was lots of fun and we raced.
Charlie tries to trip me up cos I is winning!

Mum and her pal were chatting away so I decided to roll in da foxes poo whilst dey wos distracted... mmmmmmm foxy poop!

We a bit tired and not so zooooooomy
After a couple of hours of zooming and foxy poop rolling, we decided to go home for naps and treats...

Dis was not da treat I had in mind! I hates showers!

Da weather got a bit pants so mummy let me play Speedy Ball! Tis a fab game with a ball filled with treats dat is very speedy. The lounge comes off badly though...

Speedy Ball trashed da lounge

I loves da speedy ball!
Speeeeeeeeeedy baaaaaaaaaallll

One evening Mummy did abandon me to go and have Chinese food with her friend so I made sure she took some plastic food bags with her and gave her strict instructions to bring back noms.

Mummy did as she was told... mmmmmm ribs
 Soon it was time for Daddy to come home so I did my bestest happy dance and wagged my tails as quickly as I could for him
Welcome home Daddy!
So dat was my mini-adventures for another blog.  I hopes you enjoyed it as much as I did.