I took mum and dad for a walk dis afternoon and have been subjected to outrageous allegations! Dey is saying dat I did roll in da foxy poop!
My pals will no dat dis is not somefing dat I would do... hang on pals, mum is saying somefing.
Ummmmm apparently der outrageous allegations is back up with photo and video evidence...
Dat is not me... tis a dog wot look like me!
Zooooooom... tis slippery grass!
Dis is me!
I loves dis football pitch!
Check out my tongue *giggles*
Go dis way!
Now dat way!
Ok, dis COULD be me!
Zoooooooooooom... wotch ya legs!
I is off again!
As you can see, tis obviously photo-shopped and I is innocent of da foxy poop rolling allegations. Mum always finks she be right so made me have a shower anyway.
I is not naked, I still has my collar on!
I is now having a nap to get over da allegations and horrendous shower cruelty. I plans to fight dees allegations in doggy court and have a big noms payout!