Tuesday, 25 September 2012

A Week Full of Noms

Last week was a week full of noms and it was bliss!
First noms came from My Pet Holiday.  All I dids was write a review on my dog walker on da website http://www.mypetholiday.com/ and dey sent me noms!  Bonus!
#nomnomnom from @mypetholiday
I will definitely do a review on my kennels after my holibobs!
Next in the noms department was a delivery of biscuits from http://www.royalbarkshirebiscuits.co.uk/ wot mummy ordered.  Dey is handmade by a lovely lady on Twitter @RoyalBarkBisc and her Chief Taster is her doggy Bella. 
Delivered in one piece... won't stay like dat for long!
Now let me just move da paper aside...
Da bones is smokey bacon and da hearts be mint
Da mint hearts does be good for da digestive system and helps reduce da farts which I hear some dogs suffer from.  I does not have dis problem... honest! *toot*
Later dat week mummy went out with her friend for a Chinese buffet and brought me back some nommy ribs.
Put da bowl on da floor woman!!

I has my mummy very well trained, she is not allowed to leave da house without a supply of plastic food bags in her pocket! *gives mum a treat for good behaviour*

Der is more noms in da cupboard and I is determined to find out how to break in!

Laters pals...

Saturday, 15 September 2012

Presents From A Lovely Friend

Dis week I received presents from my lovely American friend Bean. 

Dis be da lovely Bean (@beanobrien13)
She sent a bunch of stuff to Ted and Issac who sent some to me and some to our pal Scrappy Nelson.
Dis be Ted and Issac (@realjoannek)
impersonating customs dogs
I was so excited and tried to eat da envelope
Dis be my package from Ted and Issac with
lovely presents from Bean inside
Inside da package was milk bones which I has never tried before and dey is looooooovely!  Bean's mum also made peanut butter blossoms for our mummy's which was so thoughtful and apparently dey tasted amazing... I wouldn't know... *glares at woman who calls herself my mum*

Me eating da nommy milk bone
 Dis be Scrappy Nelson (@scrappyn)
eating da milk bone too
My week was going so well until today when it took a turn for da worse... I had to go to da VETS!!  Dad had to come too as I is too big and strong for mummy to hold - I turn into a demon dog who wiggles out of her grip!
Da evil vet was very rude and said dat I is overweight, I knew I should've bitten him!  I is 37.5kgs and he said I should weigh 35kgs.  Cheek of him!  He wasn't exactly a supermodel himself!
After da vets we came home again and I played in da garden for a while.
Wot be dat over der...
Den I came indoors and got my reward for not killing da vet even tho he would've deserved it... a lovely big bone!  Mmmmmmmmm...
Nom nom nom 

I is now snoozing... zzzzzzz...

Well pals dats all my news for now, I hopes to blog again soon.


Thursday, 6 September 2012

My Time Off Work... Ahhhhh Bliss!

Hello my pals!  How are you all?

Well I has had a busy couple of weeks, first Daddy went away and Mummy took time off work to look after me.  She took me down to Bournemouth to visit my Nanny and Granddad and my Uncle Paul, dey lives near a woods so we went for a little walkies.

Me in da woods

Wot was dat noise???
We off mum, dat noise was not normal!

We came home after a few days and met up with mummy's friend Maria and her 2 dogs, my bestest pals, Lexi and Charlie (dey has features on my blog about da dog show with da stoopid judge who loved stoopid clearly preferred Huskies!)

We did lots of running and zoomies in da woods at Wentwood, Newport. It was lots of fun and we raced.
Charlie tries to trip me up cos I is winning!

Mum and her pal were chatting away so I decided to roll in da foxes poo whilst dey wos distracted... mmmmmmm foxy poop!

We a bit tired and not so zooooooomy
After a couple of hours of zooming and foxy poop rolling, we decided to go home for naps and treats...

Dis was not da treat I had in mind! I hates showers!

Da weather got a bit pants so mummy let me play Speedy Ball! Tis a fab game with a ball filled with treats dat is very speedy. The lounge comes off badly though...

Speedy Ball trashed da lounge

I loves da speedy ball!
Speeeeeeeeeedy baaaaaaaaaallll

One evening Mummy did abandon me to go and have Chinese food with her friend so I made sure she took some plastic food bags with her and gave her strict instructions to bring back noms.

Mummy did as she was told... mmmmmm ribs
 Soon it was time for Daddy to come home so I did my bestest happy dance and wagged my tails as quickly as I could for him
Welcome home Daddy!
So dat was my mini-adventures for another blog.  I hopes you enjoyed it as much as I did.