Wot I Gots Up To In January...

Hey pals, sorry for not blogging for a while but it been a slow January and den my tinternet wouldn't let me into Blogger so I had to get mum to put da bitey on it. *kicks tinternet*

So I has not really been up to much dis January cos da weather has been awful, it no stopped raining for weeks and everyfing is damp and soggy so I has had to find my own entertainment indoors.

Da entertainment started off slowly...

Zzzzzz...

I did try different napping positions in order for find da most effective one.

Dis be my centrefold pose

I den moved to my bed in da lounge

I may have misjudged dis

Da next entertainment wos impressions

I do be a parrot!

Den it be back to sleeping positions

I do be very comfy up here

Den somefing shocking happened... I wos SHOWERED!  I no even roll in poo!

I can no at you woman who calls herself my mum!

Da shower did help me discover another sleeping position

Napping and drying... I do be a multi-tasking pup!

Once dry I wos back up on my sofa for mummy cuddles

I do be sleeping with 1 eye open after da shower incident

Da bestest sleeping position ever turns out to be on da big bed

Tis my bed and you no have it back!

I did also do some chewing, it wos no all sleepings.

Doing my weights

Chewing my yellow bone... I hope dat no wee-wee colouring

I did also helps mum with da baking

See you no need a dishwasher!

Da baking wos tiring works so I did have another nap

Give me 3 hours and I be a new pup!

Den I did do my next favourite fing, chewing another bone.

I do seem to be going pink... so does da rug!

Well dis has been my January and as you can see it wos actually very busy and exhausting!  Here's to a February filled with more naps, more chewing and no showers!!

Christmas Fun So Far...

Hey pals

I do be having a pawesome Christmas and I hopes you all is too.

Da fun all started when mum made me an advent calendar

Me pawesome advent calendar of noms!

 
Den da BT Posse calendar did arrive with da postyman and you will never guess wot... I is in it!

I is Mr January!

 
But you is no BT I hears you says.  Well da BT Posse did give me honorary membership of da posse and I is da officially doggy-guard.

I also got free noms... mmmmmmm!

Not only did I get a homemade advent calendar but mum also made me a Christmas bed cover!

Loves me new bed cover

 

Before I nos it Christmas Eve had arrived and me advent calendar had no more noms to give me

*sighs*

 

Den Christmas Day did arrives at last and mum made me pose in front of da tree with her.

 

Hurry up, I gotta go see what Santa Paws did bring me.

 

Well, as you can sees Santa Paw did visit me and left me lots of pressies

 

I do be a spoilt boy!

 

Mum held da presents while I opened dem... I has to let her help otherwise she sulks *tuts*

Has you no got your own mum?

 

I did get sooooooooooooooo many fings

 

A dinosaur bone

 

A balaclava cos some of da #BTPosse is planning a

bank job in order to buy lots more noms and toys

 
Dad den did insist on helping me open some more presents

I gots a squeaky snake!!!!

Ooooooo wot do dis one be?

 

Tis big, round and blue...

 

Tis a giant ball!!

 
Looks at all my presents.  I would like to take dis opportunity to say a massive fank you to all my family and pals wot did spend der noms money on me *a manly hug and a paw punch to all*

 
Mum did get a lovely present from her friend, tis a mug with Ted da Legend on it.  Ted went over da rainbow bridge last year and we all misses him lots.
 

Cuppa tea and a chat with Ted

 

Later after mum spent hours in da kitchen making a mess, I did get my own Christmas dinner

You will regret putting da sprouts in Mum!

Christmas day went in a blur of presents and noms so when Boxing Day arrived I decided to play with my new squeaky foxy but someone must've got to him first cos dis is what I found! 

I did not do dis... honest *crosses paws behind back*

 
Squeaky foxy wos da first, and definitely not da last, victim of Christmas.  We den went outside with my new ball for lots of play.  Mum said it would help me burn off some Christmas calories.  Wot a cheek! *sucks in tummy*

 

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllll!!

 

I is practising to join da circus

 

If only da ball would stay still den I could climb on it!

 

Refreshments needed...

 

Dat is my Christmas story so far, I do believe der is lots more to come so I will keeps you updated!

 

Merry Christmas pals and I hopes you all have a pawesome New Year!

 

 

 

 



Merry Christmas!

Hey pals!

Sorry it been so long since I blogged but I just can't get my staff to do as she told! *tuts*. Anyway, dis is a little message to say Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

Fire Fire!

Hey pals!

Tis me, Winston.  We has had a very exciting week dis week so I fort it wos about time I blogged again.
 

Our new log burner

 

Our new log burner still no been installed

 
Den on Wednesday some men did turns up and fit it for us.
 

Toasty warm!

 
On Thursday it wos Halloween and mum has been growing a pumpkin specially for dis occasion.
 

Tis a bit on da tiny side mum, da lemon nearly bigger!

 
As mum's pathetic attempt at growing da pumpkin wos an epic fail did not go to plan, she did buy one from Tesco.
 

Dats much better!

 
After works mum rolled up her shelves and carved da pumpkins for me.
 

Oooooooo scary!

 
Right back to da log burner...
 

Der no flameys!

 
Apparently we has to wait until we need to light da fire and not just cos I wants it.  So I decided to eat my bone instead... well it is Saturday after all, a day of play time and noms!

  

Nomnomnom

 

Finally we did have da fire lit.  Der wos a mishap when Mum tried to build it and smoked da house out instead but Dad saved da day 
 

Ooooooooooooooo!

 

Fire makes me sleepy

 

I no hogging it!!

 

I need to lie down but I too far away!

 

Closer but not as comfy

 

Dat better!

 

Today be Sunday and chilly so Mum crocheted Mini-Winston a new scarf.

 

Very dapper bro!

 
Mum decided dat we should go pine cone hunting cos she heard it make fire smell nice when you burn dem.

Mini-Winston packed my bag

 

I did some zoomies thru da mud!

 
We searched and searched but didn't find many pine cones, we did find loads of dees tho

Weird spikey fings

When we got home I had a shower cos I rolled in da foxy poo again *giggles behind paw*

We den showed Mini-Winston our collection of pine cones but he wos no impressed.  He fort dey would be bigger!
 

Ummmmmmmm!

 

We wos disappointed so need to find somewhere else to hunt da pine cones.  In da meantime, we has found something else to toast on da fire!!!

 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

  

Well dat is all my news, tis now time to light da fire and have a snooze... zzzzzzzzzzz...