Outrageous Allegations!

Hello pals

I took mum and dad for a walk dis afternoon and have been subjected to outrageous allegations!  Dey is saying dat I did roll in da foxy poop!

My pals will no dat dis is not somefing dat I would do... hang on pals, mum is saying somefing.

Ummmmm apparently der outrageous allegations is back up with photo and video evidence...

Dat is not me... tis a dog wot look like me!

Zooooooom... tis slippery grass!

 

Dis is me!

I loves dis football pitch!

Check out my tongue *giggles*

Go dis way!

Now dat way!

Ok, dis COULD be me!

 

Zoooooooooooom... wotch ya legs!

  

I is off again!

As you can see, tis obviously photo-shopped and I is innocent of da foxy poop rolling allegations.  Mum always finks she be right so made me have a shower anyway.

I is not naked, I still has my collar on!

HEEEEEEEEEELP!!



I is now having a nap to get over da allegations and horrendous shower cruelty.  I plans to fight dees allegations in doggy court and have a big noms payout!

Morning Walkies with Mummy!

Today I did take mummy on a morning walk.  I decided to go somewhere we no been before cos den I gets lots of new smell to sniffs.

Da walk is called Cwmynyscoy Local Nature Reserve... no I can't pronounce da name of it neither!

Nature gone wild!

 

Too much words so we just looked at pictures

 

Wot be over der hiding in da bush?!

 

Fink I'll leave it be...

 

Mooch over in dis direction...

 

Ooooo rocks!

 

More sniffings...

 

Mooching dat way...

 

Zoooooooooom... sniff... roll... stinky me!!

 

Wot a view!

 

We didn't stay out for too long cos da weather man did says it wos gonna rain all day today. 

 

When I gots home I had to have a SHOWER... apparently if I roll in it, I gots to have it washed off *huffs*

 

 

Mini-Winston's Trip to Bangor

Hey pals!

Mum had to go on a trip to Bangor with works and apparently I wos no allowed to go!  So I sent Mini-Winston II (@mini_winston) to take my place and report back.

Dis be Mini-Winston on da train...

Getting comfy 

When dey got to Bangor, dey went to mum's work but no photo wos taken due to security reasons... *whispers* she don't work for MI5 so I finks dis be an excuse for forgetting to take dem!

After a few hours working it wos time to leave and find da hotel.  It was right by a road with a name dat mum fort deserved a photo *tuts at soppiness of mum*

Love is in da aiiiiiiiir... did you spot Mini-Winston posing?

 
At da hotel, mum and Mini-Winston checked in and went up to der room.

Where you gonna sleeps mum?

 

Wot a lovely view!

Noms time!!

 
After dinner dey wotched telly and went to sleep.

Mini-Winston catching up on da morning news

 
After a quick shower (mum, not Mini-Winston cos he be wooly!) it be brekkie time.

SOSSIGES!!  No fair!!

  
After a busy day in da office, it wos home time again

Close up!

 

Noms for da train home

 
Tis a long journey apparently so mum had to keep Mini-Winston entertained

Despicable Me and Wotsits... nomnomnom!

 

4 & 1/2 hours later and dey did arrive home.  Mum says I did da bestest happy dance ever! *puffs out chest with pride*

 

Well dat wos Mini-Winston II first mini-adventure, I hopes der won't be many more cos dat will mean dat I is left at home again!!

 





My Week Off Work

Hey pals!

Me and mummy has been off work dis week and boy has it been a busy week!  First we had visitors so we decided to makes a toona cake.

Mmmmmm it do taste gooooooood!

 

I likes to help with da washing up

 
Finally my pals arrived and me and Charlie started playing immediately...

Heeeeeeeeeeelp! He got me leg!

 

Having a time out

 
Lexi is more sensible den me and Charlie and watched da antics from da comfort of da sofa.

Lady wot watches

My pals did bring der mum with dem to keep my mum busy

Pile up!

 

Come and play Lexi!

 
After my pals went home, me and mum went for a walk

Wot long legs we has!

 
Den today me and mum got up early-ish and went for a walk to da reservoir, we loves dis walk.  I is wearing my new Ruffwear Webmaster harness

Does dis harness make me look fat?!

 

Time for a campfire song... kum bay ya!

 

Zoooooomies time!

 

Yes yes, I is handsome!

 

More zooooomies

 

Can you sees me?!

 

Dis is da closest I gonna get to da wet stuff!

 

Me and mummy!!

 
We did find a dead sheep, well da wool and bones anyways.  Don't look if you has a weak stomach...

Poor baa baa

 

We did turn da corner and see a live and kicking sheep

 

Hello sheepy!

 

We did find a tennis ball and I immediately fort of my pal Rohan (@RohanTheBT), he does love a tennis ball!

 

Game... set... and match!

 

Did walking stuff is tiring!

 

Is dis my more handsome side?

 
I did find a big pile of leaves and jumped on dem... turns out dey wos covering a big muddy puddle...

Wot?! You said you wanted me to have walking boots

 

As you probably guessed, dis muddy business led to me having a shower when we got home.

 

And dat concludes da story of my week off work so far, we still got more days off and I hopes to have more mini-adventures.

 

 





Introducing...

... Mini-Winston II!

When mummy made Mini-Winston I for granddad, I said she should make a wooly-bro for me too.  She is a well trained mummy and look wot she did for me...

Mini Winston II

Mum did introduce him to me and I had a good sniff... and a lick... and I tried to eat his tail...

Yum!

 

He be PAWESOME!

 

We did take a trip to Nanny and Granddad's house and Mini-Winston II came with us.

 

Make sure you're strapped in!

 
We did introduce Mini-Winston II to Mini-Winston I and dey got on like a house on fire.

Da Mini-Winstons sharing a private joke

 
Mini-Winston II is also on twitter, he be @Mini_Winston and will fill in for me on mini-adventures where dogs not allowed to go!