Fire Fire!

Hey pals!

Tis me, Winston.  We has had a very exciting week dis week so I fort it wos about time I blogged again.
 

Our new log burner

 

Our new log burner still no been installed

 
Den on Wednesday some men did turns up and fit it for us.
 

Toasty warm!

 
On Thursday it wos Halloween and mum has been growing a pumpkin specially for dis occasion.
 

Tis a bit on da tiny side mum, da lemon nearly bigger!

 
As mum's pathetic attempt at growing da pumpkin wos an epic fail did not go to plan, she did buy one from Tesco.
 

Dats much better!

 
After works mum rolled up her shelves and carved da pumpkins for me.
 

Oooooooo scary!

 
Right back to da log burner...
 

Der no flameys!

 
Apparently we has to wait until we need to light da fire and not just cos I wants it.  So I decided to eat my bone instead... well it is Saturday after all, a day of play time and noms!

  

Nomnomnom

 

Finally we did have da fire lit.  Der wos a mishap when Mum tried to build it and smoked da house out instead but Dad saved da day 
 

Ooooooooooooooo!

 

Fire makes me sleepy

 

I no hogging it!!

 

I need to lie down but I too far away!

 

Closer but not as comfy

 

Dat better!

 

Today be Sunday and chilly so Mum crocheted Mini-Winston a new scarf.

 

Very dapper bro!

 
Mum decided dat we should go pine cone hunting cos she heard it make fire smell nice when you burn dem.

Mini-Winston packed my bag

 

I did some zoomies thru da mud!

 
We searched and searched but didn't find many pine cones, we did find loads of dees tho

Weird spikey fings

When we got home I had a shower cos I rolled in da foxy poo again *giggles behind paw*

We den showed Mini-Winston our collection of pine cones but he wos no impressed.  He fort dey would be bigger!
 

Ummmmmmmm!

 

We wos disappointed so need to find somewhere else to hunt da pine cones.  In da meantime, we has found something else to toast on da fire!!!

 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

  

Well dat is all my news, tis now time to light da fire and have a snooze... zzzzzzzzzzz...

 



Outrageous Allegations!

Hello pals

I took mum and dad for a walk dis afternoon and have been subjected to outrageous allegations!  Dey is saying dat I did roll in da foxy poop!

My pals will no dat dis is not somefing dat I would do... hang on pals, mum is saying somefing.

Ummmmm apparently der outrageous allegations is back up with photo and video evidence...

Dat is not me... tis a dog wot look like me!

Zooooooom... tis slippery grass!

 

Dis is me!

I loves dis football pitch!

Check out my tongue *giggles*

Go dis way!

Now dat way!

Ok, dis COULD be me!

 

Zoooooooooooom... wotch ya legs!

  

I is off again!

As you can see, tis obviously photo-shopped and I is innocent of da foxy poop rolling allegations.  Mum always finks she be right so made me have a shower anyway.

I is not naked, I still has my collar on!

HEEEEEEEEEELP!!



I is now having a nap to get over da allegations and horrendous shower cruelty.  I plans to fight dees allegations in doggy court and have a big noms payout!

Morning Walkies with Mummy!

Today I did take mummy on a morning walk.  I decided to go somewhere we no been before cos den I gets lots of new smell to sniffs.

Da walk is called Cwmynyscoy Local Nature Reserve... no I can't pronounce da name of it neither!

Nature gone wild!

 

Too much words so we just looked at pictures

 

Wot be over der hiding in da bush?!

 

Fink I'll leave it be...

 

Mooch over in dis direction...

 

Ooooo rocks!

 

More sniffings...

 

Mooching dat way...

 

Zoooooooooom... sniff... roll... stinky me!!

 

Wot a view!

 

We didn't stay out for too long cos da weather man did says it wos gonna rain all day today. 

 

When I gots home I had to have a SHOWER... apparently if I roll in it, I gots to have it washed off *huffs*

 

 

Mini-Winston's Trip to Bangor

Hey pals!

Mum had to go on a trip to Bangor with works and apparently I wos no allowed to go!  So I sent Mini-Winston II (@mini_winston) to take my place and report back.

Dis be Mini-Winston on da train...

Getting comfy 

When dey got to Bangor, dey went to mum's work but no photo wos taken due to security reasons... *whispers* she don't work for MI5 so I finks dis be an excuse for forgetting to take dem!

After a few hours working it wos time to leave and find da hotel.  It was right by a road with a name dat mum fort deserved a photo *tuts at soppiness of mum*

Love is in da aiiiiiiiir... did you spot Mini-Winston posing?

 
At da hotel, mum and Mini-Winston checked in and went up to der room.

Where you gonna sleeps mum?

 

Wot a lovely view!

Noms time!!

 
After dinner dey wotched telly and went to sleep.

Mini-Winston catching up on da morning news

 
After a quick shower (mum, not Mini-Winston cos he be wooly!) it be brekkie time.

SOSSIGES!!  No fair!!

  
After a busy day in da office, it wos home time again

Close up!

 

Noms for da train home

 
Tis a long journey apparently so mum had to keep Mini-Winston entertained

Despicable Me and Wotsits... nomnomnom!

 

4 & 1/2 hours later and dey did arrive home.  Mum says I did da bestest happy dance ever! *puffs out chest with pride*

 

Well dat wos Mini-Winston II first mini-adventure, I hopes der won't be many more cos dat will mean dat I is left at home again!!