Last Saturday I went to a dog show with Mummy,
Daddy, Aunty Maria, Uncle Barrie, and my pals Lexi and Charlie.
Dis be Lexi
and dis be Charlie
It was
most fun and I met lots of new peoples and dogs. Some of da peoples I did
not like and told dem so, apparently I did it in a “not very nice way”.
In my defence, I don’t finks humans would like it if us dogs walked up to dem
and started touching dem without a handshake first – humans do take
liberties! Mummy has looked into somefing called ‘diversion tactics’ –
yeah, good luck with dat one Mum!!
I wos entered into 2 categories;
Most Handsome and Best Short Coat
Dis is me being groomed by Daddy
Me with Mummy and our entry card... paws crossed!
I can hear you say now that I obviously won both but no... I did not win a fing! Da judge was an old cow bag who liked weird dogs older lady who seemed to have a preference for huskies. Da evil huskies won everyfing!
Dis was me waiting to be judged
Dis be Mummy with Aunty Maria... we fink dey were
enjoying dis more den we woz!
Lexi entered Prettiest Bitch and came 3rd! She is a very pretty girl.
Pretty Lexi and her ribbon
Charlie was in da Most Handsome category with me and even he didn’t win! We was all gobsmacked! My pals on Twitter were outraged and demanded a re-count... I wanted to pee on da judge’s shoes.
Did I wins anyfing mummy???
We did gets to meet dis handsome fella tho (no, he didn't win either!). I can't remember his name but he was friendly and seemed to know I is best pals with hundreds of BTs on Twitter
Is you on Twitter new pal?
Dis little puppy dog was da cutest ever, he was only 9 weeks old and had a teeny tiny human with him - EVEN HE DIDN'T WIN!!
Little puppy with little human!
Well I has to say dat I had a pawesome day with my pals and is looking forward to entering more dog shows in da future.
